Howard Firkin
(the lonelyhearts website)
When you’re serious about
   goat cheese, rocket, and radicchio salad

When you’re serious about
   Margaret River vintages

When you’re serious about
   mileage and airbags

When you’re serious about
   proximity to schools and childcare

When you’re serious about
   shopping

When you’re serious about
   superannuation and the medicare levy

When you’re serious about
   a really good cut

When you’re serious about
   mortgage payments

When you’re serious about
   your Facebook friends

When you’re serious about
   child maintenance payments

When you’re serious about
   floor coverings

When you’re serious about
   varicose veins

When you’re serious about
   keeping the finish on your stainless steel appliances

When you’re serious about
   your weight

When you’re serious about
   your standing in the community

When you’re serious about
   what your parents think

When you’re serious about
   bathroom renovations

When you’re serious about
   cold pressed, extra virgin walnut oil

When you’re serious about
   broadband connection speeds

When you’re serious about
   love and you’re ready to leave it behind.
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